“Please be mindful of your fellow human beings …”

The office kitchen seems to be a magnet for the dispossessed to voice their cant. Gandhi appears to have got a job in admin and is appealing to our better nature to not soil the kitchen with dirty tupperware and unrinsed tea mugs.

I will certainly be mindful to leave a rock hard half eaten plate of spaghetti in the kitchen next time I pass as a royal fuck you to the beatific one who insists on putting these posters up. I do wash my stuff up but feel obliged not to in future in the face of this fluffy booted fascism.

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