A thief continues to sip and sup their way through other departments milk supply at work much to the anger of some individuals. I came across one of the moaners whipping themselves into a righteous fury about it in the kitchen today.

“It’s theft, you know,” they told a disinterested me. “I work as a community police officer and they could be technically charged for that.

“I don’t really care to be honest,” I replied in a delivery that would have had them applauding in the eaves of the Lyceum.

“Do you use other people’s milk for tea then?”

“Yes, I do,” I replied airily before drifting out.

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