My mobile ran out of power today and I had the pleasure of using a public phone box for the first time in a decade.

A sixty pence minimum charge which lasted 30 seconds, the stink of piss and the promise of carnal fulfillment at the end of a damp receiver from Busty Barbara and the Nubian Queen.

Some things never change.

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