Nov 062011
 

Had the pleasure (not) of taking the nipper to see The Smurfs – The Movie yesterday at the local cinema. There is a kid’s club every Saturday morning and entering the auditorium was a return to Bedlam. Screaming kids, popcorn flying all over the place, vacant faced parents steeling themselves for 90 minutes of boredom while pumping their offspring up with industrial levels of sugar. It was a long 90 minutes.

 

 

Every parent thinks their children are the bee’s knees even if they do look like a little pug. It’s always best to err on the side of caution and use the catechism ‘cute’ when referring to other’s offspring even if they do look like mutant spawn sprung from the jaws of Hell.

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