Crabs and creatures like them all belong to a family of crushed Asians.
If it is less than 90 degrees it is a cute angel.
Sir Walter Raleigh circumcised the world in a big clipper.
Then Joan of Ark met her fate. She was burned as a steak.
One of the most important farces is the farce that pulls things to the ground. This farce is called gravy
(from Spelling Slips and Homework Howlers by Richard Benson)