I met Fong today, gatekeeper to the office of Mountain Cloud and Green Dragon.

Well, she’s an office PA but has that oriental serenity that made me double take her as a mannequin when I first arrived.

So inscrutable and mysterious until I glanced across to see her studiously picking a large chunk of sandwich out of her teeth.

It came on the back of overhearing one of the directors chatting to a female member of staff.

‘That’s a nice blue dress you’re wearing.”

“Thank you.”

“You look like a Smurf.” He than roars with laughter and adds:.” “Actually you look more like a Smurfette.”

She does an about turn without speaking. Brow furrowed with a mental note to give him a swift sharp knee to the balls when they next meet. A lady’s man through and through.

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