The nation’s shop-keepers run the occupational risk of late night party goers using their premises as an el fresco lavatory but for some it’s just too much.

I love the ‘thank you’ at the end. Very British.


A workplace predator has been helping themselves to other people’s food in the communal work fridge.

It has raised the hackles of one individual who discovered their milk had been guzzled and posted an angry note on the wall.

I’d love to say: “It was me! It was me! How I cackled as I gulped it down smiling at the thought of you crunching on a bowl of dry bran flakes. You trustworthy fool!’

Sadly it wasn’t.

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