Overnight your bike on London’s streets and it’s likely to attract the attention of one of two nocturnal predators.

There are the pub-wallahs who like to cap off an evening’s drinking with a bout of opportunistic wheel stamping, while the metal locusts strip it of anything that isn’t chained or bolted down.

Oh, to have seen the faces of this (former) bike owner in the morning.

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